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Ex-Bioshock Devs Working on iOS Game Epoch

Developers that have splintered off from the main team that worked on the classic 2007 PC/Mac/console game Bioshock have announced that they’ve formed a new studio. They’re also showing off their very first game that will eventually be making its way to mobile platforms including iOS.

The game is called Epoch and appears to feature a sort of badass Wall-E. It’s a robot wandering in a bombed-out apocalypse firing large weapons at other robots. Which is pretty close to how we remember Wall-E. But seriously, we’re not sure on the plot just yet, but gameplay so far seems to be something akin to a cover-based gallery shooter.

Today we’re getting our first sneak peak at the in-progress production from Uppercut Games.

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Game Time: Chicken Noodle Soup for the Gamer’s Soul

Want to feel good about yourself? Like really truly, good about yourself? Just play one of this week’s games. Nothing like guiding a Candy Train to safety or throwing a stapler at a coworker to validate one’s self-worth.

Office Jerk

Big Fat Simulations
Free
iPhone or iPod touch

Have you ever just wanted to throw a pencil at your coworker? (Don’t answer that, coworkers.) Well, with Office Jerk you can finally toss that pencil, as well as erasers, paper balls, cupcakes, fans, and pies at a coworker. It’s strangely relaxing, like a mean-spirited meditation.

It might all be in good fun, but it’s also apparent that after a few tosses, the geek with the taped glasses isn’t the office jerk — you are. It’s a little hard to keep enjoying the game with such reckless abandon after you realize you’re just a bully throwing a stapler at a man whose best friend is his cat (as evidenced by the framed picture).

Tell me this doesn’t make you a little sad.

It all just makes us a little sad.

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